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Sung to the (abrupt) tune of Spongebob Squarepants theme
Roy: Are you ready, troops?
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!
Roy : I can't hear you!
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!!!!
Roy : Oh! Who's a shorty shrimp bean sprout that you can't see with your eye?
Peoples: Edward Elric!
*music scratches, record is broken*
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN SPROUT ORGANISM THAT YOU CAN'T SEE UNDERNEATH A HIGH POWER MICROSCOPE?
*sounds of an epic fight/surprise attack heard in the background while the Peoples run away in terror*
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Sadly, this song was unable to be continued due to the destruction of all our equipment. That, and Mustang was beaten to a pulp.
Roy: Are you ready, troops?
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!
Roy : I can't hear you!
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!!!!
Roy : Oh! Who's a shorty shrimp bean sprout that you can't see with your eye?
Peoples: Edward Elric!
*music scratches, record is broken*
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN SPROUT ORGANISM THAT YOU CAN'T SEE UNDERNEATH A HIGH POWER MICROSCOPE?
*sounds of an epic fight/surprise attack heard in the background while the Peoples run away in terror*
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Sadly, this song was unable to be continued due to the destruction of all our equipment. That, and Mustang was beaten to a pulp.
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Roy Mustang - Spongebob Theme
COLONEL ROY MUSTANG
To the tune of the Spongebob Theme Song
Führer: Are you ready kids?
Kids: Yes, sir, Führer.
Führer: I can't hear you...
Kids: YES, SIR, FUHRER!!
Führer: Oooooooh! Who daydreams all day about mini skirts?
Kids: Colonel Mustang!
Führer: Arrogant and charming and such a flirt!
Kids: Colonel Mustang!
Führer: If fire and flames sound awesome to you...
Kids: Colonel Mustang!
Führer: Enlist in the army for something to do!
Kids: Colonel Mustang!
Führer: Ready?
EveryBody: Colonel Mustang! Colonel Mustang! Colonel Mustang!
Führer: Colonel.... Mustang!!! Haha.
Literature
Edward Elric's 'Short' Rants
"Who did you say was small like a grain of rice and doesn't show up in your eyes?!"
"Who did you say was a super-ultra short kid?!"
"Who did you call an ultra hyper midget?!"
"Who did you call miniature size?!"
"Who did you call a shorty who's so small that he's barely visible and hard to target?!"
"Who did you call a shorty that has to be looked through a magnifying glass to actually be seen?!"
"Who are you calling a bean?!"
"Who are you calling a super midget that makes you want to step on him?!"
"Who are you calling a tiny bug that escapes the wrath of a shoe because he's so small that he fits in the grooves and can't get squashed?
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20 Things Roy Would Never Do
20 Things Roy Would Never Do
1. Walk around Central in a Pirate Costume
2. Ask Ed why he's called the "Fullmetal Alchemist"
3. Drop out of the Military and become the manager of a Convient Store
4. Dye his hair pink
5. Ask Armstrong where he gets his hair done
6. Become a Cowboy
7. Decide that his new dream is become one of The Spice Girls
8. Try and commit suicide with a plastic spoon
9. Start crying because he can't figure out how the puzzle pieces go
10. Roll around in the floor and claim he's doing yoga
11. Dress up as Black Hayate so Riza will pat him on the head
12. Bark like a dog when Kain comes in the room
13. Go around
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I had to write this after reading 
's Roy Mustang Spongebob Theme song. IT WAS SO FUNNY! And so, Ed needed a theme song, too~
Sadly, it was never finished
XD
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Spongebob (c) Nickelodeon
Edward Elric (c) Fullmetal Alchemist
Lyrics (c) Me
's Roy Mustang Spongebob Theme song. IT WAS SO FUNNY! And so, Ed needed a theme song, too~Sadly, it was never finished
XD
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Spongebob (c) Nickelodeon
Edward Elric (c) Fullmetal Alchemist
Lyrics (c) Me
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holy shitballs this is perfect