Sung to the (abrupt) tune of Spongebob Squarepants theme
Roy: Are you ready, troops?
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!
Roy : I can't hear you!
Peoples: Yes, Lt. Colonel Mustang!!!!
Roy : Oh! Who's a shorty shrimp bean sprout that you can't see with your eye?
Peoples: Edward Elric!
*music scratches, record is broken*
Ed: WHO YOU CALLING A MICROSCOPIC BEAN SPROUT ORGANISM THAT YOU CAN'T SEE UNDERNEATH A HIGH POWER MICROSCOPE?
*sounds of an epic fight/surprise attack heard in the background while the Peoples run away in terror* ----- Sadly, this song was unable to be continued due to the destruction of all our equipment. That, and Mustang was beaten to a pulp.